MPP is a writers' company as we've already told you, but we are also Class A, Category 1 hustlers. We are the perfect storm, and we'll cajole, sweet talk, suck-up, whisper sweet nothings, and shovel driveways in a 50 centimeter snow bomb to move another book. We like making books, but we like selling them even more.

Yes, but there is a protocol. And that protocol should be observed to the letter. Look at our writer guidelines and follow them to make a strong first impression. It does matter."

That is the 64 million dollar question, ain't it? Truth is we don't know until it hits us on the head. We do have some ideas of our own and we assign those. Everything else is up for grabs.